Liverpool 1-3 Sevilla: Kevin Gameiro and Coke complete second-half comeback to claim record third consecutive Europa League as Jurgen Klopp's cup final

Liverpool 1-3 Sevilla: Kevin Gameiro and Coke complete second-half comeback to claim record third consecutive Europa League as Jurgen Klopp's cup final jinx continues

  • Sevilla won a record third consecutive Europa League with a 3-1 victory over Liverpool in Basle 
  • Daniel Sturridge opened the scoring with a stunning finish with the outside of his left boot
  • Kevin Gameiro equalised within minutes of the break after meeting a superb Mariano cross 
  • Sevilla captain Coke scored twice in the space of six minutes to seal a historic victory at St Jakob-Park
  • Reds manager Jurgen Klopp has now lost five consecutive cup finals - in Germany, England and Europe 
To be fair, Liverpool have been punching above their weight in Europe all season. According to the Premier League table, they are England’s eighth best team, behind Southampton, behind West Ham. Yet, somehow, they have defeated England’s fifth, Spain’s fourth and the runners-up in Germany.
This was a belt too far, however, Liverpool in the second half walking on to the football equivalent of the punch that felled Amir Khan. Sevilla now join an elite group of clubs who have won a European title in three consecutive editions. Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Ajax are the others and Sevilla are the first triple winners since Munich’s European Cup victory in 1976 — and the only club to have achieved it outside UEFA’s marquee competition. 
Sevilla players pose with the trophy after completing a stunning second-half comeback to win a record third consecutive Europa League
Sevilla players pose with the trophy after completing a stunning second-half comeback to win a record third consecutive Europa League
Liverpool coach Jurgen Klopp (centre) tries to console his players after losing a fifth consecutive cup final as a manager
Liverpool coach Jurgen Klopp (centre) tries to console his players after losing a fifth consecutive cup final as a manager
The Spanish side, who have not won an away game in La Liga all season, celebrate victory in front of their fans in Basle
The Spanish side, who have not won an away game in La Liga all season, celebrate victory in front of their fans in Basle
Klopp consoles Sturridge after the final whistle
Martin Skrtel puts an arm around Philippe Coutinho
The Liverpool manager gives goalscorer Daniel Sturridge a hug (left) while Martin Skrtel puts an arm around Philippe Coutinho (right)
Sevilla captain Coke wheels away after scoring the first of his two goals in the 3-1 victory over Liverpool
Sevilla captain Coke wheels away after scoring the first of his two goals in the 3-1 victory over Liverpool
Coke netted his second six minutes after his first despite calls for offside from enraged Liverpool players
Coke netted his second six minutes after his first despite calls for offside from enraged Liverpool players
France striker Kevin Gameiro grabs the badge on his shirt after bringing Sevilla level 17 seconds into the second half
France striker Kevin Gameiro grabs the badge on his shirt after bringing Sevilla level 17 seconds into the second half
Sturridge (centre) opened the scoring for Liverpool with a stunning long-distance shot struck with the outside of his boot
Sturridge (centre) opened the scoring for Liverpool with a stunning long-distance shot struck with the outside of his boot

PLAYER RATINGS by Pete Jenson 

Liverpool (4-2-3-1): Mignolet 6; Clyne 7, Lovren 6, Toure 6 (Benteke 82mins), Moreno 5; Milner 6, Can 6; Lallana 6 (Allen 73, 6), Firmino 6 (Origi 69, 7), Coutinho 6; Sturridge 7.
Unused subs: Henderson, Skrtel, Ward.
Manager: Jurgen Klopp 7.
Sevilla (4-2-3-1): Soria 6; Ferreira 8, Rami 6 (Kolodziejczak 78), Carrico 6, Escudero 6; Krychowiak 6, NZonzi 6; Coke 7, Banega 7 (Cristoforo 90), Vitolo 6; Gameiro 7 (Iborra 89).
Unused subs: Rico, Pareja, Konoplyanka, Llorente.
Manager: Unai Emergy 8.
Referee: Jonas Eriksson 6.
Attendance: 35,000.
Victors in the UEFA Cup or the Europa League tended to graduate to bigger and better things in the past, but rule changes and fluidity between competitions keep returning Sevilla to this happy hunting ground. Even so it is an immense feat. They have won this competition in five of the last 11 seasons. Increasingly, they are to it what Real Madrid are to the Champions League.
Not that this will be any consolation to Liverpool, of course, or to the many thousands who made the journey, with or without tickets, expecting to win. There was huge confidence in England around Liverpool’s challenge, a belief that was exposed by 45 humbling second-half minutes in which Sevilla took them apart. Fair to say, observers from Spain were fairly certain of Sevilla’s superiority, too. By the end, it was their optimism that appeared better forged in reality.
There was controversy around Sevilla’s third goal, perhaps, but not their third trophy. Disappointing in the first half, they were comfortably superior by the end, sweeping Liverpool aside with three second-half goals.
Jurgen Klopp was left to contemplate another final defeat in a fog of impotent fury. There has been much to laud about his first season at Anfield, but ultimately it concludes with two final defeats, a mid-table league position, and no European football next season.
That certainly makes the summer transfer market tougher to negotiate, with a Champions League berth the bonus prize for victory here. He will have to sell Liverpool hard, and while he has the personality to do that, his options will unquestionably be limited now.
Klopp has now lost five finals in a row — in Germany, England and UEFA competition — yet when Liverpool took the lead here it looked as if that depressing run might be broken. It was a quite magnificent goal, too — a reminder of the player Liverpool, and England, have if Daniel Sturridge can stay fit. And if Klopp doesn’t want him, then after scoring such a goal on this stage, plenty will. 
Both sides line up at the St Jakob-Park stadium in Basle ahead of the 2016 Europa League final on Wednesday night
Both sides line up at the St Jakob-Park stadium in Basle ahead of the 2016 Europa League final on Wednesday night
Brazilian forward Roberto Firmino brings the ball down acrobatically as Liverpool dominate the early exchanges
Brazilian forward Roberto Firmino brings the ball down acrobatically as Liverpool dominate the early exchanges
Sturridge (right) meets a cross from Liverpool and England team-mate Nathanial Clyne and head across goal but sees it cleared off the line
Sturridge (right) meets a cross from Liverpool and England team-mate Nathanial Clyne and head across goal but sees it cleared off the line
With Sevilla's goalkeeper stranded, Sturridge's first-half header was cleared away by defender Daniel Carrico as it headed in
With Sevilla's goalkeeper stranded, Sturridge's first-half header was cleared away by defender Daniel Carrico as it headed in
Liverpool's influential midfielder Emre Can (left) and Coke of Sevilla engage in a synchronised battle for the ball
Liverpool's influential midfielder Emre Can (left) and Coke of Sevilla engage in a synchronised battle for the ball
Sturridge comes close to breaking the deadlock again only for his shot to be crowded out by the Sevilla goalkeeper David Soria
Sturridge comes close to breaking the deadlock again only for his shot to be crowded out by the Sevilla goalkeeper David Soria
Sevilla's Caricco (right) appears to handle the ball as Liverpool forward Firmino bursts into the box during the first half
Sevilla's Caricco (right) appears to handle the ball as Liverpool forward Firmino bursts into the box during the first half
The Brazilian appeals for a penalty after what appeared to be a certain handball by the Sevilla defender
The Brazilian appeals for a penalty after what appeared to be a certain handball by the Sevilla defender
Gameiro (fourth left) missed a chance to give Sevilla the lead after his dramatic overhead kick went narrowly wide
Gameiro (fourth left) missed a chance to give Sevilla the lead after his dramatic overhead kick went narrowly wide

KLOPP'S CUP FINAL JINX 

Champions League 2013 Bayern Munich 2-1 Borussia Dortmund
German Cup 2014 Bayern Munich 2-0 Borussia Dortmund
German Cup 2015 Borussia Dortmund 1-3 Werder Bremen
Capital One Cup 2016 Manchester City 1-1 Liverpool (City win on pens)
Europa League 2016 Liverpool 1-3 Sevilla 
There were 35 minutes gone when Roberto Firmino found Philippe Coutinho, strangely quiet until this point, and he moved it on to Sturridge. The striker took a couple of touches and then curled it, beautifully, perfectly, with the outside of his left boot into the far corner. It was a quite magnificent strike, and not just for Liverpool, but as a reminder to all that he is by no means the fourth, or fifth, name on Roy Hodgson’s roll call of strikers this summer.
That is not to say his contemporaries could not have scored it — but, let’s face it, they didn’t and he did. And at a grand arena, too. He ran away in triumph and did his little dance, unfortunately to the wrong corner of the ground — although in his defence it was hard to tell, so overwhelming was Liverpool’s support.
And at that time, Klopp’s men looked good for their lead. Emre Can and Sturridge had forced saves from goalkeeper David Soria — unconvincing, but he survived — while Daniel Carrico had made a desperate hooked clearance from deep inside his six-yard box and toughed out a decent penalty shout for handball. 
Sturridge's eyes are fixed firmly on the ball as he unleashes a stunning strike with the outside of his left foot
Sturridge's eyes are fixed firmly on the ball as he unleashes a stunning strike with the outside of his left foot
Sevilla keeper Soria dives in vain as Sturridge's shot screams past him and into the corner to hand Liverpool a first-half lead
Sevilla keeper Soria dives in vain as Sturridge's shot screams past him and into the corner to hand Liverpool a first-half lead
Liverpool players race to celebrate the opening goal as Sturridge performs his now customary dance moves
Liverpool players race to celebrate the opening goal as Sturridge performs his now customary dance moves
Liverpool manager Klopp celebrates the opening goal with his typical touchline histrionics
Liverpool manager Klopp celebrates the opening goal with his typical touchline histrionics
France international Gameiro (second right) meets a superb cross from Mariano to draw Sevilla level just after the break
France international Gameiro (second right) meets a superb cross from Mariano to draw Sevilla level just after the break
The Sevilla striker wheels away leaving a crowd of dejected Liverpool defenders in his wake
The Sevilla striker wheels away leaving a crowd of dejected Liverpool defenders in his wake
Sevilla coach Unai Emery (centre) celebrates the equaliser with his substitutes on the sidelines
Sevilla coach Unai Emery (centre) celebrates the equaliser with his substitutes on the sidelines
Gameiro almost scored a second moments after the equaliser before being denied by a last-ditch Kolo Toure tackle
Gameiro almost scored a second moments after the equaliser before being denied by a last-ditch Kolo Toure tackle
Sevilla’s one chance of the first half was an ambitious overhead kick by Kevin Gameiro, so Klopp had every reason to feel good about the state of the game, even if he seemed at times to be demanding a higher tempo. After half-time, however, it all changed. Indeed, in just 17 seconds, the game did a screeching handbrake turn, and was soon over the horizon and out of sight. If Liverpool’s plan was to keep Sevilla similarly shackled in the second half, it was ruined from the kick-off.
They immediately went on the attack and after an Alberto Moreno header had fallen to Mariano Ferreira on the right, Liverpool fell apart defensively. Mariano cut inside, beat Moreno easily, got to the byline, struck a low cross and Gameiro was on hand to tap in from close range.
It is not the first time Moreno’s defensive frailty has cost Liverpool in Europe this season and it seemed to leave them in shock. Their fans fell quiet and minutes later, Gameiro broke free, a magnificent recovery by Kolo Toure on ageing legs all that thwarted Gameiro as he bore down on goal.
It was goalkeeper Simon Mignolet to the rescue next, an excellent save from Gamiero keeping Liverpool in the game. Klopp implored the fans to make Basle feel like Anfield on a Thursday night again, but it was no use. Like his players, they never recovered.
Ultimately, Sevilla’s momentum rode over Liverpool, the way Liverpool have ridden over opponents in Europe this season. The second goal was quite magnificent, brilliant work from Vitolo in midfield playing a matching pair of one-twos — the second with the ever-dangerous Ever Banega — before captain Coke swept in to finish, running off Nathaniel Clyne. 
Coke finished a brilliant run from Vitolo with a well-struck effort into the bottom corner to send Sevilla 2-1 up
Coke finished a brilliant run from Vitolo with a well-struck effort into the bottom corner to send Sevilla 2-1 up
Former Crystal palace defender Clyne fails to prevent Coke from lashing home a beautiful effort to put Sevilla in the lead
Former Crystal palace defender Clyne fails to prevent Coke from lashing home a beautiful effort to put Sevilla in the lead
The Sevilla captain is mobbed by team-mates as the La Liga side take the lead for the first time in the game
The Sevilla captain is mobbed by team-mates as the La Liga side take the lead for the first time in the game
Coke watches as the ball finds the back of the net for his second goal of the evening to hand Sevilla a 3-1 lead
Coke watches as the ball finds the back of the net for his second goal of the evening to hand Sevilla a 3-1 lead
Coke, who had never scored a single goal in European competition, pumps his fist en route to victory
Coke, who had never scored a single goal in European competition, pumps his fist en route to victory
Liverpool substitute Skrtel (right) is shown a yellow card after protesting that Sevilla's third goal was offside
Liverpool substitute Skrtel (right) is shown a yellow card after protesting that Sevilla's third goal was offside
Coke drops to his knees at the final whistle as Sevilla make history with a third consecutive Europa League victory
Coke drops to his knees at the final whistle as Sevilla make history with a third consecutive Europa League victory
Can (centre) hides his face as he is consoled by Liverpool team-mate  Lucas Leiva (left) and Sevilla's Carrico
Can (centre) hides his face as he is consoled by Liverpool team-mate  Lucas Leiva (left) and Sevilla's Carrico
Klopp speaks to referee Jonas Eriksson (third right) at the end of the game after complaining about Sevilla's third goal
Klopp speaks to referee Jonas Eriksson (third right) at the end of the game after complaining about Sevilla's third goal
Sturridge struggles to hide his disappointment as he sits in the rain while Sevilla players celebrate victory around him
Sturridge struggles to hide his disappointment as he sits in the rain while Sevilla players celebrate victory around him
Former Arsenal forward Jose Antonio Reyes joins in the celebrations despite not featuring in Sevilla's matchday squad
Former Arsenal forward Jose Antonio Reyes joins in the celebrations despite not featuring in Sevilla's matchday squad
Coke scored the clincher, too — they were his first goals in European competition, proving from Liverpool’s point of view that things don’t always go better with Coke (and yes, I know it’s not pronounced like that).
He got lucky, though, it must be said, collecting a rebound off a Liverpool boot in what looked to be an offside position. Coke converted, a flag went up, but was overruled by referee Jonas Eriksson. Substitute Martin Skrtel led the touchline protests, soon joined by Klopp, but after another round of consultation the decision stood.
And as the rain fell on Basle, so Liverpool’s Europa League firework show simply fizzled out.
This time there was no drama, no comeback, no miracle to behold. Liverpool are still a work in progress under Klopp and Sevilla, quite simply, are not. They arrived in Switzerland not on a journey or a mission, or a wave of emotion, but because they are one of the most consistently effective teams in Europe right now. Then they did what consistently effective teams do; they won.
Many are convinced Klopp will get there with Liverpool, eventually, but this season it was probably an achievement to still be involved at this late stage. That so many feel disappointed Liverpool did not win means we still believe in magic, if nothing else.
And Klopp will be charged with performing more of it next season.

Mayor Rahm Emanuel.-Fed judge: Emanuel may be called to testify about code of silence

Fed judge: Emanuel may be called to testify about code of silence

Mayor Rahm Emanuel after  Wednesday's City Council meeting. | Brian Jackson/For the Sun-Times
Mayor Rahm Emanuel after Wednesday's City Council meeting.

A federal judge put City Hall in a pickle Wednesday, ruling that Mayor Rahm Emanuel may be called to testify during a civil trial about the Chicago Police Department’s notorious code of silence.

But U.S. District Judge Gary Feinerman said he reluctantly made the ruling only because city lawyers turned agnostic in court on the question of whether such a code exists — promising not to deny it when a whistleblower lawsuit goes to trial, but refusing to confirm it. Meanwhile, Emanuel has already acknowledged the code in a speech to the City Council last December.

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Under those circumstances, Feinerman ruled that Emanuel may be called to testify — perhaps simply by video — and elaborate on those comments to the council. While the judge entertained the notion of simply introducing the mayor’s City Council comments to a jury, lawyers for a pair of officers suing the city noted that Chicago lawyers might try to explain the comments away.
“Their boss, the city’s chief executive officer, has stated in public that there is a code of silence,” Feinerman said.
A spokesman for the city’s law department did not immediately comment on the ruling. Lawyers for the officers suing the city, Shannon Spalding and Daniel Echeverria, declined to comment as they left Feinerman’s courtroom.
In his speech to the City Council, Emanuel said: “This problem is sometimes referred to as the thin blue line. Other times it is referred to as the code of silence. It is the tendency to ignore, deny or in some cases cover up the bad actions of a colleague or colleagues.”
The judge seemed to suggest his ruling could change if the city changes its position before the May 31 trial. However, that might force City Hall to acknowledge the code of silence in federal court.
Feinerman said he is “very reluctant to impinge on the time of the mayor of the third-largest city in the United States.” He also noted that Emanuel likely made his comments in an effort to try to repair the situation at CPD, so the judge said his ruling proved the adage that “no good deed goes unpunished.”
“Now I’m saying, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Mayor. Now you get to come testify in this case.’ ”
During a daylong pretrial conference in Feinerman’s courtroom, the judge also ruled jurors may hear the words “code of silence” during the trial. City lawyers had sought to bar the phrase and similar euphemisms.
“The case itself is about the code of silence,” Feinerman said.
In 2007, the two officers reported that Sgt. Ronald Watts was stealing cash from drug dealers, going first to their supervisors and then to the FBI. Spalding and Echeverria helped federal investigators build a case against Watts and Officer Kallatt Mohammed, both of whom pleaded guilty to charges.
But Spalding and Echeverria claim they were branded as “rats” by their superiors when they returned to their regular jobs and were put on night shifts and details where they spent entire shifts in a windowless room without a phone or radio. Fellow officers told them police commanders had warned them not to respond if Spalding or Echeverria called for backup.
After Spalding was transferred to a fugitive apprehension unit, she said her supervisor told her the team didn’t like her and Echeverria and wouldn’t back them up.
“I’d hate to one of these days have to be the one to knock on your door and tell your daughter you’re coming home in a box,” he told her,” Spalding said in a deposition. “That’s how serious it is.

Dilma Rousseff concede la primera entrevista televisiva tras su destitución

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La presidenta brasileña fue apartada del poder por 180 días, mientras que su cargo es ocupado por el ex vicepresidente Michel Temer.

La presidenta de Brasil Dilma Rousseff ha concedido a RT la primera entrevista televisiva tras su destitución. En ella afirma que el 'impeachment' en su contra es un un chantaje de la oligarquía y que el nuevo Gobierno de Brasil está dominado por políticos neoliberales.
Durante la entrevista, Rousseff ha asegurado que la prensa "habla al son de los grandes medios internacionales". "Hay que democratizar los medios, puesto que están en manos de una minoría", asegura la mandataria.
El 12 de mayo el Senado brasileño votó a favor del 'impeachment' de la mandataria. La presidenta ha sido suspendida de su cargo por un periodo de 180 días, durante los cuales los senadores deberán investigar las acusaciones contra Rousseff presentadas por los iniciadores del proceso. "Voy a luchar cada día, cada minuto contra este impeachment", afirma Rouseff.
Voy a luchar cada día, cada minuto contra este impeachment
Para la presidenta de Brasil, el 'golpe de Estado' se ha maquinado en el mismo país sin que haya injerencia extranjeras, aunque haya ciertas fuerzas que se beneficien de ello. "Es un verdadero golpe de Estado sin armas", señala Rousseff.
Entre otras cosas, Dilma Rousseff ha hablado del grupo BRICS, que para la presidenta supone un poder alternativo que se ha convertido en una de las más fuertes alianzas de la última década.
La mandataria brasileña ha hecho también un guiño a varios líderes mundiales, sin especificar cuáles, y a la sociedad, a la que ha agradecido su apoyo en esta crisis.
Durante esos 180 días el cargo de presidente será ocupado por Michel Temer, quien fue su vicepresidente y cuyo Gobierno interino evalúa revertir las medidas adoptadas por la mandataria destituida.
Es un verdadero golpe de estado sin armas
Sin embargo, tanto Temer como su nuevo gabinete están acusados de varias actividades ilícitas. En ese sentido, 7 de los 23 ministros están procesados o investigados por delitos de corrupción, mientras que 12 recibieron donaciones de empresas vinculadas con el escándalo de lavado de dinero de la estatal Petrobras.
Asimismo, las filtraciones de WikiLeaks revelaron que Temer fue informante de la inteligencia estadounidense a través de la embajada de este país en Brasil.
La destitución de Dilma Rousseff ha sido condenada por el mandatario de Bolivia, Evo Morales, y por el presidente de Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, quien calificó la situación como "un golpe de Estado 'made in USA'". Asimismo, tres países latinoamericanos ―El Salvador, Venezuela y Ecuador― han convocado a sus embajadores en Brasil para expresar su rechazo al acto.
En el país, el descontento con el 'impeachment' a Rousseff y el Gobierno de Michel Temer se ha manifestado a través de numerosas protestas.

Pretty.-Ivanka Trump on her father: 'He's not a groper'

When a diamondback rattlesnake got too close to Molly DeLuca and her grandma, their German shepherd Haus jumped in to save them and got bitten three times.
Ivanka Trump says she thinks a New York Times story claiming that her father mistreats women is a distortion of the facts. One reason: "He's not a groper."
"I found it to be pretty disturbing, based on the facts as I know them," Trump’s daughter told CBS host Norah O'Donnell in an interview that will air in full on Wednesday's "This Morning" show. "I'm not in every interaction my father has, but he's not a groper — it's not who he is," she said when asked about a specific account in the story where a woman said the presumptive Republican nominee groped her.
Trump said that she knows the real facts about her father because she is both his daughter and business partner.
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The Times story — which was published over the weekend — says Trump made inappropriate comments about women.
“Interviews reveal unwelcome advances, a shrewd reliance on ambition, and unsettling workplace conduct over decades,”  the Times intro reads.
But in the days following the story's publication, there has been strong pushback from Donald Trump and his campaign. And one of the main women in the story has come out against it, saying that the Times twisted her words to give a negative meaning to the story.
In her interview with CBS, Trump said that the story has been "largely discredited since (its publication.)"
"They had such a strong thesis and created facts to reinforce it. And, you know, I think that narrative has been playing out now," she said.
On Tuesday night Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski appeared on CNN and called the story libelous.
“It is libelous, because it was factually inaccurate,” Lewandowski said. “They had the opportunity to get it right, they chose not to get it right.”
Trump has repeatedly ragged on the interview via Twitter and on Tuesday night he went after one of the reporters specifically.
"Michael Barbaro, the author of the now discredited @nytimes hit piece on me with women, has in past tweeted badly about me. He should resign," he tweeted. But The New York Times and the reporters who wrote the story have adamantly stuck by it.
“We really stand by our story, we believe we quoted her fairly and accurately and that the story really speaks for itself," Barbaro said in an interview with CNN Monday.
And Wednesday morning he tweeted a response to Trump: "Trump had this to say about me in our interview last week: 'I will say recently Michael wrote very fairly, I have to be honest...'Fickle!"

Pro-Clinton.-For the Record: And the general election starts … now

BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
TIM: Did you feel that?
She doesn't answer.
Tim leans over to the front passenger seat and looks at the two plastic cups of water that sit in the recessed holes on the dashboard. As he watches, the water in the glasses vibrates, making concentric circles … BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
OK, so the above is from a screenplay we found for “Jurassic Park,” but it basically unfolded in the minds of politics watchers yesterday.
A pro-Clinton group dropped some anti-Trump ads that smacked of a two-candidate contest to come. A national poll between the front-runners showed them in a tight race. Kentucky and Oregon held primaries seen as having basically no effect on either party’s nomination.Bernie Sanders remains mathematically unlikely.
We heard the booms. Concentric circles formed within our waters. And then we understood. That T. Rex known as November is close. Scary close.
As one journalist tweeted, “Welcome to the general.”

But before we get to the main event ...

To beat this metaphor to death a bit more, Bernie Sanders is either the unexpectedly reproducing dinosaurs ("Bernie will find a way") or the pesky velociraptors who won't leave the heroine alone — depending on your personal political leanings. Clinton had hoped to use wins in Kentucky and possibly Oregon as momentum-builders before moving to the general election. But Kentucky's contest ended in a virtual tie between Clinton and Sanders, with Clinton notching a victory of less than 2,000 votes out of 450,000 votes cast. Hillary's ultra-slim victory gives her 28 of Kentucky's 55 electoral votes and six of KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices.
Then there was Oregon, a big win for Bernie; he had jumped out to an 9-point lead with 74.8% of the vote counted (click here for the latest tally). His best primary performances have come in open primaries, where he has been able to attract non-Democrats to the polls. But yesterday's Oregon contest was a closed primary — only his second win in a closed primary, and first if you don't count Democrats Abroad. If his margin holds up in Oregon, he can walk away with 33 of Oregon's 61 pledged delegates, leaving Hillary with 28. That should close the pledged-delegate gap to ... uh, 279, with only nine contests remaining. If Sanders is going to find a way to survive, he needs to splice some West African bullfrog DNA into his campaign, stat.
Oh, and Donald Trump picked up 50-point wins over two zombie candidates. There, now you're all caught up.

Oh hey, you’ve got some mud on your face there

It’s gonna get ugly, folks: Hillary Clinton has some of the worst favorability ratings of any politician alive. Donald Trump’s are even worse. And even now, legions of unpaid Super PAC interns subsisting solely on Hot Pockets bask in the glow of MacBook screens as they compile dirt on their opposing party’s candidate.
Democratic staffers are mining old Celebrity Apprentice reruns for sound bites. The RNC made some poor kid spend an entire year in Little Rock – Little Rock! -- to make daily trips to Bill Clinton’s presidential library.
It’s grueling, torturous work that will result in grueling, tortuous ads that we’ll have to watch for the next five grueling, torturous months.
And the first have arrived: A pro-Clinton Super PAC dropped two brutal ads that portray Donald Trump as sexist by using sound bites of Donald Trump that are sexist. In one, titled “Speak,” people mouth the audio of Trump comments.
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her,” a man mouths to a Trump sound bite as a young girl stands next to him.
Trump, in response, labeled Bill Clinton “the worst abuser of woman (sic) in U.S. political history.” Which, considering Thomas Jefferson raped a child who was also his slave, seems debatable.

Mud out of your eyes? Good. Here’s where we're at

Clinton has watched her polling lead over Trump this month bounce from double-digits to as low as two points. The latest: Three points, according to one NBC News poll that dropped Tuesday. (Sanders fared better than Clinton against Trump, but again, math.)
Meanwhile, signs point to Trump picking a D.C. insider for his running mate. John Kasichsaid he’s out. Sens. Rob Portman (Ohio), Joni Ernst (Iowa) and Jeff Sessions (Alabama) all look possible. Sarah Palin, some say, remains a possibility. You’re darn tootin’!

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Jeb Bush slams Trump’s taco bowl tweet

Jeb! You remember ol’ Jeb, right? You might also recall he’s married to woman from Mexico, and he did not like Trump’s bizarre taco bowl tweet.
“First, not all Hispanics are Mexican. Secondly, not all Hispanics eat tacos Thirdly, showing your sensitivity by eating an American dish is the most insensitive thing you can do,” Bush said in a recent interview.

Maduro.-Venezuela food shortages cause some to hunt dogs, cats, pigeons

LA VICTORIA, Venezuela — Unemployed construction worker Roberto Sanchez could hear a time bomb ticking as he waited in line with 300 people outside a grocery store this week, hoping that corn meal or rice might be delivered later in the afternoon.
“We have no food. They are cutting power four hours a day. Crime is soaring. And (President Nicolás) Maduro blames everyone but himself for the mess we find ourselves in,” said Sanchez, 36. “We can’t go on like this forever. Something has to give.”
The question is what will give first. As the economy spirals into deeper disarray, protests aimed at driving the unpopular president out of office are growing. Maduro responded over the weekend by declaring a 60-day state of emergency to combat what he said are U.S.-sponsored efforts to overthrow his socialist government.
The confrontation has spilled into the streets. On Wednesday, riot police in Caracas clashed with thousands of protesters seeking a recall referendum against Maduro. The anti-government protest was the third in a week.
The unrest mounts as the country faces continuing shortages of essential food, medicine and toiletries. All the bakeries here in La Victoria, 55 miles southwest of Caracas, stopped producing bread last week because there is no flour.
"People are hunting dogs and cats in the streets, and pigeons in the plazas to eat," Ramon Muchacho, mayor of the Caracas district of Chacao, said this month in a tweet that was reported in many newspapers.
Although Venezuela has the world's largest petroleum reserves, the country has suffered from a combination of lower oil prices and tight limits on dollar purchases that have cut off vital food and most other imports. The result has been a plunging economy and the world's highest inflation rate — above 700%.
Because Venezuela imports 70% of the goods it consumes, including most medicine, growing shortages of medicines for such ailments as cancer, diabetes, hypertension and HIV has created dire situations for many.
“My 4-year-old daughter is dying of cancer, and there’s no medicine here to treat her,” said Luis Avila, 42, a farm worker outside this industrial city. “What am I supposed to do? What can I do? Maduro has destroyed this country.”
An epic drought has also gripped this nation that relies mostly on hydroelectric dams, sparking rolling blackouts and water shortages. Hospitals have had to postpone operations and procedures because of power outages. And government employees now work only two days a week to conserve electricity.
“Shortages are just going to get worse in the coming weeks and months, and the government's bet that they can keep the protests and looting ... small-scale seems risky,” said David Smilde, a senior fellow at the Washington Office on Latin America. “Venezuelans are not used to hunger and do not have a lot of respect for Maduro as their leader.”
Voters in Venezuela gave the opposition a landslide victory in December's congressional elections, and polls now show a majority of the country wants Maduro out as president. His term expires in 2019.
“Venezuela is a bomb that could explode at any moment,” opposition leader Henrique Capriles warned during a Saturday rally.
Maduro, the handpicked successor of the late Hugo Chávez, discounted the chances of a recall referendum being held this year.
“They don’t want a referendum, they want a coup,” Maduro said this week during meeting with foreign journalists. “We have no obligations to hold any type of referendum in this country.”