Celebrity Big Brother 2016 REVIEW: Controversial, boring, brilliant, crude and a basic 'b****', Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace sums up housemates

• 10:59, 6 Jan 2016
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace lays into CBB launch night housemates - praising and evaluating the likes of Winston McKenzie, Gemma Collins, John Partridge and more

Gemma Collins: I hope she lasts longer than she did, or rather DIDN'T in the jungle... I like Gemma, have met her several times, a lot of people say she's rude but she's always been nice with me. She looked like Miss Piggy last night and whose always been my fave Muppet.

John Partridge: Yes, yes and the Yasssss! Love this man and he adores me too I will have you know! *flicks hair* I can honestly say he's such a gent with a good heart and we saw that already in last night’s task - he sacrificed his own welfare so the rest of the house didn't get basic rations. He's no basic bitch and I can see him winning already.

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David Gest: Not sure, but I got the feeling he may have met the Jackson family once or twice?!! I jest, I mean he's dropped those names so many times I'm surprised he hasn't needed surgery on his back from picking them names up again and again! Anyhow I really like him; I’ve met him a few times out and about. He gave me a rose once and told me I was the most beautiful woman he'd ever met... But that was before his laser eye treatment so...

Tiffany ‘New York' Pollard: Who with the who? Some cheeky bird who thinks she's a diva and self-confessed bitch... I was ready to dislike her until I heard her offer to share her clothes with Danniella after she’d had her case taken by Big Brother... Maybe the bitch bit is just an act... Either way I think she will be a great housemate.

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Scotty T: From Geordie Shore.... Seemed very vulgar and crude to me... And if he's anything like his predecessor Charlotte Crosby (love her btw) Scotty might need a potty by his bed. He's boring. Sex, drink and disrespecting women? Nah, not my type of guy...

Someone is not a fan of Kristina Rihanoff

Kristina Rihanoff: She can p*** right off! She likes to steal other women's men, break up homes and she's proud of it? B**** NO, you're so basic, I'm allergic to hoes like you. Girl BYE.

Jonathan Cheban: Kim Kardashian’s best mate. Literally have nothing more to add after last night’s non-eventful entrance... I know one thing; there will be a lot of ass lickers around him if they know the Kim K connection... And I'd be one of them!

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Angie Bowie: David Bowie’s ex-wife and she's still kept the name!? Why not I suppose, bet it opens many doors. I like her, she seemed graceful but fun.

Stephanie Davis: Loved her VT. She said she likes girls who support other girls, and I'm supporting her. I mean anyone who gets sacked from Hollyoaks for partying too much has got to be fun, right? Plus my friend Laurie Hadley styled her for last night’s show and told me she's golden.

We can hear the doof-doofs now

Danniella Westbrook: I like her; I respect her honesty and her struggle. I worry she's too fragile for the show... She said she's known to cause chaos... Well as long as it's not chaos in her nostrils anymore please girl.

Nancy Dell’Olio: Love her. Such a diva, my only worry is how on earth is she going to survive if there’s no champagne?

Jeremy McConnell: Gorgeous male model from Ireland... Typical cheeky chappy with tattoos. Hot. Sexy. Much more appealing than Scotty.

Scott Timlin, Megan McKenna - will they or won't they?

Megan McKenna: Boring but fit. She's another obligatory Ex On The Beach housemate. She will probably end up with Scotty or Jeremy.

Winston McKenzie: Oh lord.... We have a problem.... He's an ex-boxer (fine), ex-UKIP (OK, up to you) and homophobic (the not fine at all bit)... Is he really though? Or did he just say a dumb joke that some folk his age might use not realising how offensive it may sound? He used some quip about standing against a wall at all times if any gays were in the house... Time shall tell....

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